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Serve the dark master.
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Men are like terrorists, they both hide in holes.
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Everybodies Friend, Peter.
The snow needs a little depth, though. The dragons weight would make it sink at least a little, unless it's ice. Let's just say it's ice then. Ooooh! And you could add vapor or whatever you call it from when you breathe in cold...oh, what's it called anyway? But the dragon looks REALLY REALLLY REAAALLLYYYY cool!
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Your soul and heart belong to you and are yours to control; until the day you find your love and pledge both heart and soul.
-Brian Hankins
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Your soul and heart belong to you and are yours to control; until the day you find your love and pledge both heart and soul.
-Brian Hankins
nice work!
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Do not drink and drive, you may spill your drink.
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